What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment