We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”