When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with