I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of