My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth