Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…