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The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
