My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I want what you want so I want a cow

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…