You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
