You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there