When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb