Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…