Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–