It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

100% of success is showing up on time