Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Never Win Anything
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
