Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
