God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,