The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…