I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
