After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there