There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…