In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…