When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
