I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen