The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in