Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me