There is no Status quo But there is Status

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away