War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

I risked loss And lost; I win

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet