We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough