People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
The less you need to control the more powerful you
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up