Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything