I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
