I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something