Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid