If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned