Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body