The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk