Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Never Win Anything