Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
