Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you