Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny