The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free