You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
