Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
