“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking