Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
