The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

My ego is too big

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms