Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace