If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…