You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless