As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke