We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Mating For Life Saved My
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
