I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine