The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…