All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

When God closes one store He opens another

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…