It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
