I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do