Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that