Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life