Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon