Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
