It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Mating For Life Saved My

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something