A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it