When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system: