One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
