There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for