Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…