AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
