Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…