We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
